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We all first learned of this hallowed standard—the Black Belt—from TV and movies. And most of all, on the playground where it was spoken of in reverend tones. Did you know Ronnie’s dad is a Black Belt? That means he can kick as high as your head. He can break a 2X4 with a Karate chop. He can climb right up a brick wall. He knows how to kill you just by tapping lightly on your temple. And when he dies, they have to bury him in China.

Last night, I had the privilege of losing the most one-sided match in the history of Taekwon-do. Master Arden jumped in on the sparring, and he was not phoning it in.